Joel Montgomery. It's shit meeting you, just so you know. You seem to be the type of person who I would spit at, so don't get too fucking close because I don't like you. In fact, I hate you right about now. So fuck you, and fuck off before I beat the shit out of you. Or after. Whatever.

donniejordans:

It’s the usual thing for people to do. Couldn’t you just tell them to get drunk elsewhere?

My boss won’t let me glass them anymore. Fuck’s sake.

bridget-fletcher:

You seem perky today.

Whereas you seem like a little shit. Oh wait, no change there.

minnie-theantimouse-powell:

Love you too babes, you know that smile just makes me melt inside

Why won’t you just fucking leave me alone?

minnie-theantimouse-powell:

I’ll say yes, just to piss you off

I’ll rip out your fucking spine. Just to piss you off.

donniejordans:

Serious about what?…

Everything in this fucking town. It’s all bullshit! Little shits getting drunk in the lounge, puking everywhere! What the fuck do they think they’re doing?!

perksofbeinglin:

You’re so bossy.

And you’re so goddamn annoying. Infuriatingly so.

dancing-delilah:

No.

Sit down. Shut the fuck up.